HELLO? Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is mommy near the phone? No, daddy, shes upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. After a brief pause, Daddy says, But honey, you dont have an Uncle Paul. Oh yes I do, and hes upstairs in the room with Mommy right now. Brief pause. Uh, OK then, I want you to put the phone down and run upstairs and knock on the door and shout that Daddys car just pulled up. Ok da...ddy just a minute. A few min later, the girl comes back to the phone. I did it Daddy. And what happened honey? Well, Mommy jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming, then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isnt moving at all! Oh my God!! What about your Uncle Paul? He jumped out the back window into the pool. But I guess he didnt know you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think hes dead! Really long pause. Then
Daddy says, Swimming pool? Uh..Is this 558-5732?
The girl says, No I think you have the wrong number